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      "text": "Alright, this is a pre-release episode of Drop the Mike LLCs."
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      "text": "This is, or this could have been a podcast."
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      "text": "We're gonna start with Cheers to the Rock."
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      "text": "Cheers to the Rock."
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      "text": "Cheers to the Rock."
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      "text": "I just want to say there's a very limited occasion."
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      "text": "I have my dad right here in front of me."
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      "text": "And for the moment I'm the A-Mike because I'm the only employee of the business"
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      "text": "but that may not be true about five seconds."
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      "text": "I just want to be out loud."
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      "text": "This is a preliminary employee agreement for the first employee of Drop the Mike LLC."
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      "text": "It's not just any."
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      "text": "I, Michael Cruz, owner of Drop the Mike LLC, would like to offer you the role of A-Mike."
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      "text": "Not A-Mike, but leave Mike, A-Mike, not B-Mike to the pre-discussed podcast."
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      "text": "This could have been a podcast."
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      "text": "You find it?"
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      "text": "Yes sir."
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      "text": "Oh snap."
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      "text": "That's good."
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      "text": "That's good."
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      "text": "I was thinking about the name."
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      "text": "Like, where did they come from?"
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      "text": "Like, can you explain that?"
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      "text": "Where did the name come from?"
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      "text": "Like, why do we like it so much?"
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      "text": "It's coming apart."
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      "text": "Yeah, yeah."
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      "text": "Like, can you take us, can you take us and our audience, what they're about to embark on in terms of"
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      "text": "what this could be?"
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      "text": "Which one?"
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      "text": "It's the best inside joke in the world."
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      "text": "We've been doing it in our whole life."
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      "text": "It's really just you, me, and some funny situations that nobody else would understand our commentary about."
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      "text": "Never."
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      "text": "Yeah."
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      "text": "We're cracking the doors."
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      "text": "We're cracking the windows open because sometimes it hurts and no one wants to call out."
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      "text": "You know, we've put out."
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      "text": "It would be a dash cam footage actually."
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      "text": "Yeah."
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      "text": "You remember that guy?"
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      "text": "Yeah."
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      "text": "What was the day with that guy?"
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      "text": "You remember?"
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      "text": "He couldn't get out of the car."
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      "text": "But he was bending over and you can see everything."
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      "text": "It's not necessary."
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      "text": "I'm sure I have that footage somewhere."
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      "text": "If you could recover that footage, you could put that right here."
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      "text": "I might do that."
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      "text": "You might do that."
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      "text": "Dash cam footage was talking about whatever."
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      "text": "And then it's just, it's just boom."
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      "text": "We had that, right?"
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      "text": "And there's also been plenty of conversations we have that we're just talking about general life stuff."
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      "text": "Something that applies to Joe Schmoe was across the entire globe, right?"
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      "text": "Everyone can relate to it."
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      "text": "But they don't really know what word they're thinking about it."
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      "text": "So sometimes we just glassy each other."
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      "text": "And I said."
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      "text": "Yeah."
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      "text": "We like people watching."
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      "text": "Yeah."
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      "text": "People watching is fun."
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      "text": "People watching is the most fun thing in the world, especially in New York."
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      "text": "Because in New York, oh man."
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      "text": "You got all types."
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      "text": "One time we FaceTime me at Starbucks."
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      "text": "And there was this dude that had the craziest, the craziest outfit in the world."
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      "text": "And you had to stop when you were doing it."
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      "text": "What I was talking about, everything on the FaceTime."
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      "text": "And you followed this dude."
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      "text": "I got my coffee ready."
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      "text": "I'm not, I'm not."
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      "text": "Speaking of dudes, I want to show you this dude."
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      "text": "Because something happened on the way here."
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      "start": 246.34,
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      "text": "Uh-huh."
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      "text": "Before, before we, before I left my, the office."
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      "text": "He saw it by the way."
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      "start": 254.88,
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      "text": "I was."
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      "text": "That's good."
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      "start": 256.88,
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      "text": "You keep that."
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      "text": "I know I have a lot of arms."
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      "text": "I'm sorry."
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      "text": "I just need to get my thoughts together."
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      "text": "Anyway."
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      "text": "So I, speaking of that, like people watching, right?"
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      "start": 272.18,
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      "text": "So I was before coming in."
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      "text": "That's a simple clip right there."
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      "start": 276.18,
      "end": 277.18,
      "text": "Now you say."
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      "text": "Yeah."
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      "start": 278.18,
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      "text": "So I was, I was given the ticket late last year."
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      "text": "I don't know if you know Route 46."
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    {
      "start": 286.79,
      "end": 287.79,
      "text": "Of course."
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      "text": "As you're going towards the George Washington when you're coming from New Jersey."
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      "start": 291.79,
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      "text": "Mm-hmm."
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      "text": "Out of there, right?"
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      "text": "And you're coming off that hill."
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      "text": "And there's a BP."
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      "text": "Oh."
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      "text": "And so I was running out of gas."
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      "text": "Yeah."
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      "text": "BP."
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      "text": "Where BP people."
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      "start": 302.98,
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      "text": "Yeah."
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      "text": "Where BP."
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      "text": "We love BP."
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      "text": "We love BP."
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      "text": "British patrol."
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      "text": "Whatever that is."
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      "text": "Whatever it is."
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      "text": "We love it."
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      "text": "It's Amaco."
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      "text": "93 octane."
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      "start": 317.74,
      "end": 318.74,
      "text": "Yeah."
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      "start": 318.74,
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      "text": "Absolutely."
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      "text": "Fifth year full throttle."
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      "text": "We like, uh, we could there."
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      "text": "We like, we like, we, we could go up on that."
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      "text": "We grew up on that."
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      "text": "In the Jersey BP."
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      "text": "I was always an Amaco boy."
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      "text": "I was always an Amaco."
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      "text": "And we're loyal to him."
    },
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      "start": 327.74,
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      "text": "Yeah."
    },
    {
      "start": 328.74,
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      "text": "So I don't know."
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      "start": 330.47,
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      "text": "It's just, it's a good break."
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      "text": "I don't know."
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      "text": "I don't know."
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      "text": "I used to."
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      "text": "I used to back in the day."
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      "text": "I used to."
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      "text": "Is it worth it?"
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      "text": "Back in the day?"
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      "start": 340.56,
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      "text": "Yeah."
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      "text": "The extra words point some other."
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      "text": "I don't know."
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      "text": "Back in the day was just my, my, my way to build credit."
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      "start": 344.56,
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      "text": "But not like, not, not, not, not."
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      "text": "There's an app for that."
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    {
      "start": 346.56,
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      "text": "Yeah."
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      "text": "No."
    },
    {
      "start": 348.56,
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      "text": "There's so many cars giving 5%, you know, on gas."
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      "text": "Back."
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      "text": "I mean, it's, it's a dime."
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      "text": "Back in the day."
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      "text": "Oh, wait a second."
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      "text": "I'm an insert right here."
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      "text": "People, you should know."
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      "text": "You should be aware that we're going to get off on tangent."
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      "text": "That's the entire thing."
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      "text": "And that is part of the deal."
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      "text": "Exactly."
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      "text": "We're going to go off on tangents."
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      "text": "Sometimes you're going to follow."
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      "text": "Sometimes you're not going to follow."
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      "text": "It's all a joke."
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      "text": "The entire thing."
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      "text": "The entire thing."
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      "text": "The entire thing."
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      "text": "Without sarcasm."
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      "end": 377.98,
      "text": "And sometimes there isn't sarcasm."
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      "start": 377.98,
      "end": 378.98,
      "text": "But it's not necessary."
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      "start": 378.98,
      "end": 379.98,
      "text": "Yeah, exactly."
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      "start": 379.98,
      "end": 380.98,
      "text": "It's just a tangent."
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      "start": 380.98,
      "end": 381.98,
      "text": "Yeah."
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      "start": 381.98,
      "end": 384.98,
      "text": "What were you, you were at the BP in Jersey 46."
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      "start": 384.98,
      "end": 386.98,
      "text": "So I, so I go in."
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      "start": 386.98,
      "end": 389.98,
      "text": "But there's this like this weird lane."
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      "start": 389.98,
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      "text": "That is exiting or entering."
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      "start": 392.98,
      "end": 396.98,
      "text": "And it's right in front of the gas station."
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      "start": 396.98,
      "end": 397.98,
      "text": "Right."
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      "start": 397.98,
      "end": 399.98,
      "text": "So if you're already on the two lanes that."
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      "start": 399.98,
      "end": 401.98,
      "text": "As you're going up there, you are."
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      "start": 401.98,
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      "text": "You kind of have to make this hard right."
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      "start": 403.98,
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      "text": "Right."
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      "start": 404.98,
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      "text": "On the solid lane."
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      "end": 407.98,
      "text": "Right."
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      "start": 407.98,
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      "text": "All right."
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      "text": "There was upstairs in the panning."
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      "text": "Right."
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      "start": 411.98,
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      "text": "I get off the car because I don't think nothing's happening."
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      "text": "Right."
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      "start": 413.98,
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      "text": "And I'm putting gas in the."
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      "text": "Oh, correct."
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      "start": 418.3,
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      "text": "Give me a ticket."
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      "start": 419.3,
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      "text": "End of the day."
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      "start": 420.3,
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      "text": "Nice for gas."
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      "text": "In your car."
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      "text": "For improper passing."
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      "text": "Because of the car there."
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      "start": 430.74,
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      "text": "And that's all in line."
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      "start": 431.74,
      "end": 433.74,
      "text": "I could have cost an accident."
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      "text": "That's what you said."
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      "start": 434.74,
      "end": 436.74,
      "text": "Anyway, I get my lawyer, whatever."
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      "end": 437.74,
      "text": "Okay."
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      "start": 437.74,
      "end": 438.74,
      "text": "I get a lawyer, whatever."
    },
    {
      "start": 438.74,
      "end": 439.74,
      "text": "And so."
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      "start": 439.74,
      "end": 440.74,
      "text": "Daily."
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      "start": 440.74,
      "end": 441.74,
      "text": "Today is daily."
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      "start": 441.74,
      "end": 442.74,
      "text": "No, no, no, no."
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      "start": 442.74,
      "end": 443.74,
      "text": "That's daily."
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      "end": 444.74,
      "text": "No, no, no."
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      "start": 444.74,
      "end": 445.74,
      "text": "This is a traffic ticket."
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      "start": 445.74,
      "end": 446.74,
      "text": "So this is different type of lawyer."
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      "start": 446.74,
      "end": 447.74,
      "text": "Okay."
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      "start": 447.74,
      "end": 449.74,
      "text": "I do my job benefits and whatnot."
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      "start": 449.74,
      "end": 450.74,
      "text": "This is good."
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      "start": 450.74,
      "end": 452.74,
      "text": "This is a different way."
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      "end": 453.74,
      "text": "Anyway, his name is Robert."
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      "start": 453.74,
      "end": 454.74,
      "text": "Okay."
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      "start": 454.74,
      "end": 455.74,
      "text": "Cabake."
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      "start": 455.74,
      "end": 456.74,
      "text": "Shut up, Robert."
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      "end": 457.74,
      "text": "Shut up, Robert."
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      "end": 458.74,
      "text": "He took care of."
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      "start": 458.74,
      "end": 460.74,
      "text": "Well, I don't know."
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      "start": 460.74,
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      "text": "Robert coordinated everything for me."
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      "end": 467.35,
      "text": "What did Robert do?"
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      "end": 468.35,
      "text": "Robert didn't do nothing."
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      "end": 469.35,
      "text": "Okay."
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      "end": 470.35,
      "text": "Robert couldn't do much."
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      "start": 470.35,
      "end": 471.35,
      "text": "Okay."
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      "start": 471.35,
      "end": 472.35,
      "text": "All right."
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    {
      "start": 472.35,
      "end": 474.35,
      "text": "So, but it's not even about Robert."
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      "end": 475.48,
      "text": "No."
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      "start": 475.48,
      "end": 476.48,
      "text": "I lost."
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      "start": 476.48,
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      "text": "In terms of the ticket, I lost."
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      "start": 478.67,
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      "text": "I lost 240 today."
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      "start": 481.15,
      "end": 482.15,
      "text": "Yeah."
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      "start": 482.15,
      "end": 484.15,
      "text": "But that's not here nor there."
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      "start": 484.15,
      "end": 485.15,
      "text": "That's not the point of the state."
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      "text": "I joined the Zoom meeting to find out"
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      "start": 488.15,
      "end": 492.15,
      "text": "that my, my, my, my fine was going to be that much."
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      "start": 492.15,
      "end": 496.15,
      "text": "And as you know, there's a whole bunch of characters in there."
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      "text": "I saw."
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      "end": 499.15,
      "text": "There was one way."
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      "text": "Job's over Zoom."
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      "start": 502.57,
      "end": 503.57,
      "text": "There's a way."
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      "text": "I mean, for me, go for it."
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      "end": 506.57,
      "text": "Have you ever."
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      "start": 506.57,
      "end": 507.57,
      "text": "Have you ever taken..."
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      "start": 507.57,
      "end": 508.57,
      "text": "Have you ever taken..."
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      "start": 508.57,
      "end": 509.57,
      "text": "You know, it was wearing a t-shirt."
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      "text": "They..."
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      "text": "The formal attire at the very least."
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      "text": "Zoom."
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      "text": "It was a black t-shirt."
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      "text": "That's all I can..."
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      "start": 522.97,
      "end": 524.97,
      "text": "There's no official business going up."
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      "start": 524.97,
      "end": 526.97,
      "text": "You telling me the news show looked to work"
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      "text": "by moving from the bed to the desk three feet away."
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      "start": 529.97,
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      "text": "Doesn't work for him."
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      "start": 532.32,
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      "text": "I gotta take that."
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      "end": 535.35,
      "text": "We had an official background now."
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      "text": "He had an official background."
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      "end": 539.35,
      "text": "He had the Zoom wallpaper for..."
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      "start": 539.35,
      "end": 540.35,
      "text": "Yeah."
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      "start": 540.35,
      "end": 541.35,
      "text": "He had the Zoom."
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      "start": 541.35,
      "end": 542.35,
      "text": "It was special, huh?"
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    {
      "start": 542.35,
      "end": 543.35,
      "text": "Fortunately."
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      "start": 543.35,
      "end": 546.35,
      "text": "He ended up with the 1,400 version."
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      "start": 546.35,
      "end": 549.02,
      "text": "Did it fit the whole screen?"
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      "end": 550.02,
      "text": "It was good."
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      "end": 551.02,
      "text": "It looked..."
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      "text": "No, he looked good."
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      "start": 552.02,
      "end": 553.02,
      "text": "He was..."
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      "start": 553.02,
      "end": 554.02,
      "text": "He was..."
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      "start": 554.02,
      "end": 555.02,
      "text": "I don't want to make fun of a judge for it."
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      "start": 556.02,
      "end": 557.02,
      "text": "It's not the point."
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      "end": 558.02,
      "text": "It's just..."
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      "end": 559.02,
      "text": "Judge Courtrooms should not have..."
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      "start": 559.02,
      "end": 560.02,
      "text": "That should not be..."
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      "start": 560.02,
      "end": 561.02,
      "text": "But he had a t-shirt now."
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      "start": 561.02,
      "end": 562.02,
      "text": "It should not be over Zoom."
    },
    {
      "start": 562.02,
      "end": 563.02,
      "text": "Yeah, it's just..."
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      "start": 563.02,
      "end": 564.02,
      "text": "Coping."
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    {
      "start": 564.02,
      "end": 565.02,
      "text": "It's not..."
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    {
      "start": 565.02,
      "end": 566.02,
      "text": "Change everything."
    },
    {
      "start": 566.02,
      "end": 567.02,
      "text": "Yeah, change everything."
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      "start": 567.02,
      "end": 568.02,
      "text": "No one Zoom first came out."
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    {
      "start": 568.02,
      "end": 569.02,
      "text": "Oh my God."
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      "start": 569.02,
      "end": 570.02,
      "text": "No one likes him."
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    {
      "start": 570.02,
      "end": 571.12,
      "text": "No."
    },
    {
      "start": 571.12,
      "end": 572.12,
      "text": "It was..."
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    {
      "start": 572.12,
      "end": 573.12,
      "text": "No teachings."
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    {
      "start": 573.12,
      "end": 574.12,
      "text": "No teachings."
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    {
      "start": 574.12,
      "end": 576.12,
      "text": "No teachings was the worst."
    },
    {
      "start": 576.12,
      "end": 577.12,
      "text": "Yeah."
    },
    {
      "start": 577.12,
      "end": 578.38,
      "text": "And it wasn't for being Zoom."
    },
    {
      "start": 578.38,
      "end": 579.38,
      "text": "It was just today."
    },
    {
      "start": 579.38,
      "end": 580.38,
      "text": "And it wasn't for Skype."
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      "start": 580.38,
      "end": 583.38,
      "text": "Blue jeans definitely didn't exist."
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    {
      "start": 583.38,
      "end": 584.38,
      "text": "Either."
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    {
      "start": 584.38,
      "end": 585.38,
      "text": "Yeah, right?"
    },
    {
      "start": 585.38,
      "end": 586.38,
      "text": "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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    {
      "start": 586.38,
      "end": 588.38,
      "text": "And then try to communicate with who, to try..."
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      "start": 588.38,
      "end": 589.38,
      "text": "What are the teams now?"
    },
    {
      "start": 589.38,
      "end": 591.38,
      "text": "Yeah, and how is teams?"
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    {
      "start": 591.38,
      "end": 592.38,
      "text": "It used to be..."
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      "end": 593.38,
      "text": "Imagine Skype."
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    {
      "start": 593.38,
      "end": 595.38,
      "text": "Imagine Skype for Business."
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      "start": 595.38,
      "end": 599.46,
      "text": "Imagine Robert sends you a Teams link."
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    {
      "start": 599.46,
      "end": 601.46,
      "text": "and the..."
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      "start": 601.46,
      "end": 602.46,
      "text": "I just did it."
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      "start": 602.46,
      "end": 603.46,
      "text": "It'll wipe me."
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      "start": 603.46,
      "end": 604.46,
      "text": "It'll happen."
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      "text": "It'll happen."
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      "text": "It'll happen."
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      "text": "It'll happen."
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    {
      "start": 609.1,
      "end": 610.1,
      "text": "What happened?"
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    {
      "start": 610.1,
      "end": 611.1,
      "text": "What happened?"
    },
    {
      "start": 611.1,
      "end": 612.1,
      "text": "Are you paying that fine still?"
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      "start": 612.1,
      "end": 614.2900000000001,
      "text": "I, but I want to show you."
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      "start": 614.2900000000001,
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      "text": "You took a great shot of that."
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      "text": "I took a shot of that."
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      "start": 616.2900000000001,
      "end": 618.0600000000001,
      "text": "No."
    },
    {
      "start": 618.0600000000001,
      "end": 620.0600000000001,
      "text": "So there were many characters."
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      "end": 622.7,
      "text": "What if, what if you did it?"
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      "start": 622.7,
      "end": 624.7,
      "text": "So there was people there was people there."
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      "text": "Why is it black shirt?"
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      "start": 625.9200000000001,
      "end": 626.9200000000001,
      "text": "No, you have to wear it black."
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      "start": 626.9200000000001,
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      "text": "You have to wear it black."
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      "start": 627.9200000000001,
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      "text": "Because you used a serious person."
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    {
      "start": 628.9200000000001,
      "end": 629.9200000000001,
      "text": "Right."
    },
    {
      "start": 629.9200000000001,
      "end": 631.9200000000001,
      "text": "Because if you lift his arm and you see the sweat stains."
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    {
      "start": 631.9200000000001,
      "end": 632.9200000000001,
      "text": "Oh."
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    {
      "start": 632.9200000000001,
      "end": 634.2800000000001,
      "text": "All right."
    },
    {
      "start": 634.2800000000001,
      "end": 635.2800000000001,
      "text": "That's it."
    },
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      "start": 635.2800000000001,
      "end": 636.2800000000001,
      "text": "Yeah."
    },
    {
      "start": 636.2800000000001,
      "end": 637.2800000000001,
      "text": "Yeah, please."
    },
    {
      "start": 637.2800000000001,
      "end": 638.2800000000001,
      "text": "All right."
    },
    {
      "start": 638.2800000000001,
      "end": 639.2800000000001,
      "text": "Cool."
    },
    {
      "start": 639.2800000000001,
      "end": 640.5300000000001,
      "text": "So I took a picture."
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      "start": 640.5300000000001,
      "end": 641.5300000000001,
      "text": "Mind you, it's not my court case."
    },
    {
      "start": 641.5300000000001,
      "end": 642.5300000000001,
      "text": "It's his court case."
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    {
      "start": 642.5300000000001,
      "end": 643.5300000000001,
      "text": "No."
    },
    {
      "start": 643.5300000000001,
      "end": 644.5300000000001,
      "text": "He can't make the joke."
    },
    {
      "start": 644.5300000000001,
      "end": 645.5300000000001,
      "text": "Now this joke you don't know about."
    },
    {
      "start": 645.5300000000001,
      "end": 646.5300000000001,
      "text": "This joke you don't know about."
    },
    {
      "start": 646.5300000000001,
      "end": 651.5300000000001,
      "text": "So I've been watching this guy on YouTube."
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      "start": 651.5300000000001,
      "end": 655.5300000000001,
      "text": "His name is, let's forget his name right now."
    },
    {
      "start": 655.5300000000001,
      "end": 658.5300000000001,
      "text": "But all his videos titles are, I took a picture."
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    {
      "start": 658.5300000000001,
      "end": 659.5300000000001,
      "text": "Oh, shoot."
    },
    {
      "start": 659.5300000000001,
      "end": 660.6,
      "text": "All right."
    },
    {
      "start": 660.6,
      "end": 662.6,
      "text": "And he's been watching."
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    {
      "start": 662.6,
      "end": 663.6,
      "text": "There are the comments."
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      "start": 663.6,
      "end": 664.6,
      "text": "Three eye atlas."
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    {
      "start": 664.6,
      "end": 665.6,
      "text": "This sounds good."
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    {
      "start": 665.6,
      "end": 667.6,
      "text": "Shout out to three eye atlas."
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    {
      "start": 667.6,
      "end": 668.6,
      "text": "But he's Indian."
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    {
      "start": 668.6,
      "end": 670.6,
      "text": "So he's a really good scientist."
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    {
      "start": 670.6,
      "end": 671.6,
      "text": "Really good channel."
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      "start": 671.6,
      "end": 673.6,
      "text": "I'll link it in the show description."
    },
    {
      "start": 673.6,
      "end": 674.6,
      "text": "So you guys can go see it."
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    {
      "start": 674.6,
      "end": 675.6,
      "text": "Got it."
    },
    {
      "start": 675.6,
      "end": 677.6,
      "text": "If you care enough to go see that."
    },
    {
      "start": 677.6,
      "end": 679.6,
      "text": "But he's a really good like guy."
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    {
      "start": 679.6,
      "end": 680.6,
      "text": "Like he's really serious."
    },
    {
      "start": 680.6,
      "end": 681.6,
      "text": "Mm-hmm."
    },
    {
      "start": 681.6,
      "end": 683.6,
      "text": "But I always love his titles."
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    {
      "start": 683.6,
      "end": 686.6,
      "text": "Because this title says, I saw so and so."
    },
    {
      "start": 686.6,
      "end": 688.6,
      "text": "And to a picture."
    },
    {
      "start": 688.6,
      "end": 689.88,
      "text": "Come on."
    },
    {
      "start": 689.88,
      "end": 691.88,
      "text": "And all his titles are, I took a picture."
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    {
      "start": 691.88,
      "end": 692.88,
      "text": "So you can see that."
    },
    {
      "start": 692.88,
      "end": 693.88,
      "text": "I already seen some characters."
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    {
      "start": 693.88,
      "end": 695.88,
      "text": "So I took a picture today."
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    {
      "start": 695.88,
      "end": 701.02,
      "text": "And it wasn't the comment."
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    {
      "start": 701.02,
      "end": 702.02,
      "text": "Oh."
    },
    {
      "start": 702.02,
      "end": 703.02,
      "text": "Show me."
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    {
      "start": 703.02,
      "end": 705.02,
      "text": "I want to show you the picture."
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    {
      "start": 705.02,
      "end": 707.02,
      "text": "And I'll post the picture."
    },
    {
      "start": 707.02,
      "end": 709.02,
      "text": "Yeah, the picture's going to be on screen."
    },
    {
      "start": 709.02,
      "end": 710.02,
      "text": "Oh."
    },
    {
      "start": 710.02,
      "end": 718.38,
      "text": "And the camera."
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    {
      "start": 718.38,
      "end": 719.38,
      "text": "Looking like that."
    },
    {
      "start": 719.38,
      "end": 720.38,
      "text": "Is he back up?"
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      "start": 720.38,
      "end": 721.38,
      "text": "He's guilty."
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      "start": 721.38,
      "end": 736.11,
      "text": "Right now, he's guilty."
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    {
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      "end": 737.11,
      "text": "He's done."
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      "start": 737.11,
      "end": 740.11,
      "text": "He's wearing the green vest."
    },
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      "start": 740.11,
      "end": 742.11,
      "text": "Is he, wait, he's wearing the speech of the judge?"
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    {
      "start": 742.11,
      "end": 743.11,
      "text": "Huh?"
    },
    {
      "start": 743.11,
      "end": 744.11,
      "text": "Is he wearing the speech of the judge?"
    },
    {
      "start": 744.11,
      "end": 745.11,
      "text": "Yeah, he's wearing just like me."
    },
    {
      "start": 745.11,
      "end": 747.11,
      "text": "Oh, he's wearing just like me, but he's wearing..."
    },
    {
      "start": 747.11,
      "end": 748.11,
      "text": "No."
    },
    {
      "start": 748.11,
      "end": 749.11,
      "text": "He's wearing it like that."
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    {
      "start": 749.11,
      "end": 750.11,
      "text": "Like with this..."
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    {
      "start": 750.11,
      "end": 751.11,
      "text": "Oh, man."
    },
    {
      "start": 751.11,
      "end": 752.11,
      "text": "Let me bring the picture down."
    },
    {
      "start": 752.11,
      "end": 753.11,
      "text": "With the right yellow, huh?"
    },
    {
      "start": 753.11,
      "end": 754.11,
      "text": "With the green."
    },
    {
      "start": 754.11,
      "end": 755.11,
      "text": "With the bright..."
    },
    {
      "start": 755.11,
      "end": 757.1700000000001,
      "text": "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
    },
    {
      "start": 757.1700000000001,
      "end": 758.1700000000001,
      "text": "And so..."
    },
    {
      "start": 758.1700000000001,
      "end": 759.1700000000001,
      "text": "We're pulling off the picture again."
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      "start": 759.1700000000001,
      "end": 760.1700000000001,
      "text": "Yeah."
    },
    {
      "start": 760.1700000000001,
      "end": 761.1700000000001,
      "text": "He's the audio version."
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      "start": 761.1700000000001,
      "end": 762.27,
      "text": "No, no."
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    {
      "start": 762.27,
      "end": 763.52,
      "text": "He's not happy."
    },
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      "start": 763.52,
      "end": 766.0400000000001,
      "text": "That man is not happy."
    },
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      "start": 766.0400000000001,
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      "text": "He doesn't want to be here."
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    {
      "start": 767.0400000000001,
      "end": 769.0400000000001,
      "text": "Does he look like he didn't do anything?"
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      "end": 771.0400000000001,
      "text": "Definitely not."
    },
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      "start": 771.0400000000001,
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      "text": "I'm making a judgment call."
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      "start": 775.2900000000001,
      "end": 777.2900000000001,
      "text": "He broke a few rules."
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      "start": 777.2900000000001,
      "end": 780.2900000000001,
      "text": "He's the rule breaker."
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      "start": 780.2900000000001,
      "end": 782.2900000000001,
      "text": "But I blame the judge for doing it soon, right?"
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    {
      "start": 782.2900000000001,
      "end": 783.2900000000001,
      "text": "Yeah."
    },
    {
      "start": 783.2900000000001,
      "end": 784.45,
      "text": "Like if you can't..."
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      "end": 786.45,
      "text": "There were people that were in this call."
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      "end": 788.45,
      "text": "Where is the judge based?"
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      "end": 789.45,
      "text": "It's Fort Lee."
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    {
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      "end": 791.45,
      "text": "This is Fort Lee call."
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      "end": 792.45,
      "text": "Like at the court."
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      "end": 793.45,
      "text": "And Fort Lee."
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    {
      "start": 793.45,
      "end": 794.45,
      "text": "So this is..."
    },
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      "start": 794.45,
      "end": 795.45,
      "text": "So here's what my lawyer said."
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      "end": 797.45,
      "text": "Why couldn't you just go to court?"
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      "start": 797.45,
      "end": 798.45,
      "text": "I could have gone to court."
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    {
      "start": 798.45,
      "end": 799.45,
      "text": "And you would have to do..."
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      "start": 799.45,
      "end": 800.45,
      "text": "No."
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      "text": "I would have to be an instrument court."
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      "end": 802.45,
      "text": "What the..."
    },
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      "text": "This is the one I go to court."
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      "end": 811.44,
      "text": "I have some rules."
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    {
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      "end": 812.44,
      "text": "So you just have worked from home."
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      "end": 814.44,
      "text": "You just have worked from home, right?"
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      "start": 814.44,
      "end": 815.44,
      "text": "Is that what it is?"
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      "end": 817.44,
      "text": "He only commutes three days a week."
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      "start": 817.44,
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      "text": "So does my left go green?"
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      "start": 821.6600000000001,
      "end": 824.6600000000001,
      "text": "So my left tells me that this is a..."
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      "text": "Like..."
    },
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      "start": 827.6600000000001,
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      "text": "So the judges in on it."
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      "text": "This is how Fort Lee, you know, gets money for the county."
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      "text": "For their..."
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      "text": "This is for my whole license."
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      "end": 838.6600000000001,
      "text": "And for Lee?"
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      "text": "For Lee."
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      "text": "It was for Lee."
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      "text": "Oh."
    },
    {
      "start": 841.6600000000001,
      "end": 842.6600000000001,
      "text": "Yeah."
    },
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      "text": "Your license was suspended."
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      "end": 844.6600000000001,
      "text": "Oh, completely."
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      "text": "I was driving with a suspended license."
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      "text": "I had no idea."
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      "end": 847.6600000000001,
      "text": "Oh."
    },
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      "end": 849.6600000000001,
      "text": "If I hadn't had a stop by a police officer."
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      "text": "Up in Newburgh."
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      "end": 853.01,
      "text": "Oh wow."
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      "end": 854.01,
      "text": "On days giving..."
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      "end": 856.01,
      "text": "The night before days giving."
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      "text": "I was heading down."
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      "text": "I was speeding."
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      "text": "Because it's late."
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      "end": 860.01,
      "text": "It's dark."
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      "end": 861.01,
      "text": "It's raining."
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      "text": "Trying to get home."
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      "text": "I'm just on cruise control."
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      "text": "You know how..."
    },
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      "end": 865.01,
      "text": "You know how the CX90s are."
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      "text": "The CX90s cruise control is amazing."
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      "end": 868.01,
      "text": "You can basically drive brainless."
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      "start": 868.01,
      "end": 869.01,
      "text": "Yeah."
    },
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      "start": 869.01,
      "end": 870.01,
      "text": "It drives itself practically."
    },
    {
      "start": 870.01,
      "end": 871.01,
      "text": "Yeah."
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    {
      "start": 871.01,
      "end": 872.01,
      "text": "So I'm going."
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    {
      "start": 872.01,
      "end": 873.01,
      "text": "I see the cop."
    },
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      "end": 874.01,
      "text": "I try to slow down."
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      "end": 875.01,
      "text": "Doesn't matter."
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      "text": "He caught me."
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      "text": "Cruise control."
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      "end": 878.01,
      "text": "Way too fast."
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      "end": 879.01,
      "text": "It was when that..."
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      "end": 881.01,
      "text": "It's in that moment where it's 65 down to 55."
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      "start": 881.01,
      "end": 882.01,
      "text": "Oh."
    },
    {
      "start": 882.01,
      "end": 883.01,
      "text": "Right."
    },
    {
      "start": 883.01,
      "end": 884.01,
      "text": "Yeah."
    },
    {
      "start": 884.01,
      "end": 885.01,
      "text": "So you don't think about it."
    },
    {
      "start": 885.01,
      "end": 886.01,
      "text": "Right?"
    },
    {
      "start": 886.01,
      "end": 887.01,
      "text": "No."
    },
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      "start": 887.01,
      "end": 888.01,
      "text": "But it does happen."
    },
    {
      "start": 888.01,
      "end": 889.01,
      "text": "And then the cop's waiting right there."
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      "end": 890.01,
      "text": "Clock."
    },
    {
      "start": 890.01,
      "end": 891.01,
      "text": "Right?"
    },
    {
      "start": 891.01,
      "end": 892.01,
      "text": "Great."
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      "start": 892.01,
      "end": 893.01,
      "text": "Pulled me over."
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      "end": 894.01,
      "text": "Tell him."
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    {
      "start": 894.01,
      "end": 895.01,
      "text": "Look."
    },
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      "end": 896.01,
      "text": "I was in cruise control."
    },
    {
      "start": 896.01,
      "end": 897.01,
      "text": "It can flat."
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      "end": 898.01,
      "text": "He takes my license."
    },
    {
      "start": 898.01,
      "end": 899.01,
      "text": "He comes back, and he says..."
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      "end": 900.01,
      "text": "The license is suspended."
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      "end": 901.01,
      "text": "I had no reason."
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      "end": 902.01,
      "text": "I had no idea why."
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      "end": 903.04,
      "text": "It was out of stasis."
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      "end": 906.3,
      "text": "It was a really jerseys suspended by my license."
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      "end": 908.3,
      "text": "And I had business suspended for six days."
    },
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      "start": 908.3,
      "end": 909.3,
      "text": "And I had no clue."
    },
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      "start": 909.3,
      "end": 910.3,
      "text": "It sent me a letter."
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      "text": "It sent me a warning."
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      "end": 913.3,
      "text": "I didn't get it take it in the mail."
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      "end": 914.3,
      "text": "Nothing."
    },
    {
      "start": 914.3,
      "end": 915.52,
      "text": "Wow."
    },
    {
      "start": 915.52,
      "end": 916.52,
      "text": "If he hadn't pulled me over."
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      "end": 917.76,
      "text": "I would still be driving around."
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    {
      "start": 917.76,
      "end": 918.76,
      "text": "What else was from the license?"
    },
    {
      "start": 918.76,
      "end": 919.76,
      "text": "No idea."
    },
    {
      "start": 919.76,
      "end": 920.76,
      "text": "But I was going like, yeah, it was suspended."
    },
    {
      "start": 920.76,
      "end": 921.76,
      "text": "And then I took it..."
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    {
      "start": 921.76,
      "end": 922.76,
      "text": "You know, I went to court."
    },
    {
      "start": 922.76,
      "end": 923.76,
      "text": "Wow."
    },
    {
      "start": 923.76,
      "end": 924.76,
      "text": "I turned it in my pay."
    },
    {
      "start": 924.76,
      "end": 931.76,
      "text": "I paid everything I told him I actually got my license back to get to the court of state and everything is clear"
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      "start": 931.76,
      "end": 936.69,
      "text": "They didn't give me a court date. They didn't give me the court date after that."
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    {
      "start": 936.69,
      "end": 940.69,
      "text": "And now they're changing the rules. They just changed the rules this morning, by the way."
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    {
      "start": 940.69,
      "end": 947.69,
      "text": "The DUIs and other types of suspension reasons. And traffic violations, they changed the rules this morning."
    },
    {
      "start": 947.69,
      "end": 951.72,
      "text": "And they're going to give more points out, basically."
    },
    {
      "start": 951.72,
      "end": 953.72,
      "text": "They're going to give you a lot more points if they want to keep that in mind."
    },
    {
      "start": 953.72,
      "end": 955.72,
      "text": "Yeah, they don't take away."
    },
    {
      "start": 955.72,
      "end": 961.04,
      "text": "But what you're saying, courtly is moving forward in this progressive zoom direction."
    },
    {
      "start": 961.04,
      "end": 964.04,
      "text": "Do you imagine the money zoom makes for this?"
    },
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      "start": 964.04,
      "end": 966.97,
      "text": "Everyone's using zoom. There's zoom's good."
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      "end": 967.97,
      "text": "They suck."
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      "start": 967.97,
      "end": 968.97,
      "text": "They really do."
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      "start": 968.97,
      "end": 969.97,
      "text": "No, they really suck."
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      "text": "It's never been good."
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      "text": "I don't know. The team's okay."
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      "text": "I've ever used a telehealth app."
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      "text": "There's some telehealth apps. I don't know what you call it."
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      "text": "But they're never using zoom."
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      "text": "They use their own proprietary service for that."
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      "text": "Because you don't drop packets."
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      "text": "Zoom is famous for dropping packets."
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      "text": "You know how easy it is to go into a zoom calling. It's not yours."
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      "text": "They fixed that."
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      "text": "It still happens today."
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      "text": "Come on. That's what I do."
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      "text": "That's what I do."
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      "text": "This is what we do."
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      "text": "People still post to this."
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      "text": "It might work for me."
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      "text": "Without no passwords."
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      "start": 1023.5,
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      "text": "Welcome to our community."
    },
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      "start": 1025.5,
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      "text": "Welcome to our community."
    },
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      "text": "It's the truth."
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      "text": "Yeah, this is the truth."
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      "text": "It's bad."
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      "text": "So would you have had more respect if he had said it wasn't a team?"
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      "text": "It was in a Zoom call."
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      "text": "I would respect that."
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      "text": "You would have said it more."
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      "text": "It's got to at least understand the body."
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      "text": "It's a corporate thing a little bit."
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      "text": "Listen."
    },
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      "start": 1054.26,
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      "text": "It's it's it's holistic."
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      "start": 1057.68,
      "end": 1058.68,
      "text": "Right."
    },
    {
      "start": 1058.68,
      "end": 1060.68,
      "text": "You got you got you got your Microsoft word."
    },
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      "start": 1060.68,
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      "text": "Right."
    },
    {
      "start": 1061.68,
      "end": 1063.68,
      "text": "You got the typographer or Microsoft word."
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      "start": 1063.68,
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      "text": "Yeah."
    },
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      "start": 1064.68,
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      "text": "You got you got you got you got you."
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      "text": "You take it guy running the numbers on the dock."
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      "start": 1067.68,
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      "text": "Yeah, exactly, exactly."
    },
    {
      "start": 1069.68,
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      "text": "Yeah, it just makes it."
    },
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      "text": "It's the."
    },
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      "start": 1071.68,
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      "text": "Yeah."
    },
    {
      "start": 1072.68,
      "end": 1073.68,
      "text": "It's the package."
    },
    {
      "start": 1073.68,
      "end": 1074.68,
      "text": "Yeah."
    },
    {
      "start": 1074.68,
      "end": 1075.68,
      "text": "But."
    },
    {
      "start": 1075.68,
      "end": 1076.68,
      "text": "And now and now you got copilot."
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    {
      "start": 1076.68,
      "end": 1077.68,
      "text": "Right."
    },
    {
      "start": 1077.68,
      "end": 1078.68,
      "text": "You know what."
    },
    {
      "start": 1078.68,
      "end": 1079.68,
      "text": "Yeah, instant."
    },
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      "end": 1080.68,
      "text": "Like instant when with that."
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    {
      "start": 1080.68,
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      "text": "Like it doesn't like cold."
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    {
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      "text": "Zoom has AI now, but like what to what?"
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      "start": 1085.68,
      "end": 1086.68,
      "text": "Why?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1086.68,
      "end": 1087.68,
      "text": "Why?"
    },
    {
      "start": 1087.68,
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      "text": "Who wants zoom A?"
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    {
      "start": 1088.68,
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      "text": "It's like having a notepad."
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      "text": "Zoom has AI now."
    },
    {
      "start": 1092.68,
      "end": 1093.68,
      "text": "Yeah."
    },
    {
      "start": 1093.68,
      "end": 1094.68,
      "text": "They do everything."
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      "text": "I bought a, I bought a, a snowbrush."
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      "text": "Mm-hmm."
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      "text": "It was AI."
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      "text": "Oh, the AI brush."
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      "text": "It was the first Amazon description listing."
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      "text": "It was AI snowbrush."
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      "text": "I saw it on the packaging list."
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      "text": "You couldn't mess it up."
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      "text": "Yeah."
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      "text": "did you know that B8 uses Amazon Pharmacy now?"
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      "text": "Huh."
    },
    {
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      "text": "Amazon Pharmacy for deal you know."
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      "text": "Yeah."
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      "text": "I use sort of similar."
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      "text": "That's how DOE works now."
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    {
      "start": 1193.85,
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      "text": "Oh."
    },
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      "text": "If you want to use it."
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      "start": 1195.85,
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      "text": "Oh, yes, yes, yes."
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      "text": "Oh."
    },
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      "end": 1199.85,
      "text": "Yeah."
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      "text": "But that's it. I made food in the room, but that's it. Just those two"
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      "text": "That's the thing if you buy premium underwear takes a while for it to get some right no, no, no"
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      "text": "But but once you get to that point, what do you what are you doing? Well, where's the hole right to this convenient hole?"
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      "text": "Yeah, it's yeah, it's a convenient one. That's fine. What about the waistband with the waistband's growing. I'm not that poor"
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      "text": "At that moment, you know, I can't afford to wonder where I can talk to somebody. Hey"
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      "text": "I'm going through a tough time"
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      "start": 2106.84,
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      "text": "If it wasn't for staffer underwear, I wouldn't have the confidence I have right now. What they provide me confidence from"
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      "text": "Tease no to boxers nothing else. Well, staffer. It's for you. That was gonna be what I was gonna say"
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      "text": "So there's underwear that makes me feel like it's not a word for you. I'm chilling. I'm chilling today, right and"
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      "text": "Usually that's the that's the underwear that you know, I have a pair of those I have a couple of those"
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    },
    {
      "start": 2136.72,
      "end": 2144.72,
      "text": "Right, they're more breathable, right and those you kind of get away with on any given occasion. Yeah, that you feel comfortable doing it"
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      "text": "You know, but these are the workhorse. These are when you're done with them"
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      "start": 2149.0,
      "end": 2156.75,
      "text": "If you're not gonna wash nothing in the day, you brave, but you know, just be aware you shouldn't wear them for 24 hours straight"
    },
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      "start": 2156.75,
      "end": 2163.0299999999997,
      "text": "Everything because they're not reasonable like that, you know if you wear a 24 hours straight without washing your butt"
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      "end": 2169.84,
      "text": "No, you can't you can't do that. No, that's not these. No, there's some people on the way that they do you get away with that"
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      "start": 2169.84,
      "end": 2173.08,
      "text": "I don't know who told you I don't know who told people that but"
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      "text": "People think blue and blue on the way you can just wear it"
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      "text": "I don't like that on the way to me makes me sweat more"
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      "text": "What?"
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      "start": 2185.0699999999997,
      "end": 2189.75,
      "text": "Maybe sweat more too. I don't know. Maybe it's not that reasonable. It's not really. I don't know what approval means"
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      "text": "What are the brieble underwear mean? What are the brieble fabric mean? Where's the nonsense? I don't get it"
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      "text": "But how do you get that one side?"
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      "text": "But then it would itch it would itch immediately. Yeah. How would it stay? How would it not itch?"
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      "text": "Yeah, anyway, you seek tags all over. Yeah, who knows who we even started? What did we start? Cheers to the rules?"
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      "text": "We're right cheers to the law. Yeah, we're done with the law. Cheers to the law. Yeah, but what do you think about this?"
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      "text": "The beans on this this the beans that you like the beans? He's the power. Uh-huh chestnut though"
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      "text": "Fresh, let's move not sitting around. It's a rabbit. It's a rabbit. All of them are a rabbit. It's not all of them. Not all of them."
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      "text": "Right, so at that point what are your options? It's either coffee or nothing. Yeah, exactly"
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      "text": "The beans were like it wasn't sitting around. No, but they have a lot of traffic at that chestnut. Yeah. Oh, yeah, chestnut is"
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      "text": "Exactly on the side next on the side. Yeah, I was very excited. That is construction happens all the time"
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      "text": "It was different, but that one has everything even like charging stations and all that stuff. Yeah anyway"
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      "text": "If the chestnut people wanted if the chestnut people wanted us to promote them, we can't you know, holla at us and"
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      "text": "Yeah, we're episode one guys, but okay, so okay, I wanted to ask this question. I already had this question"
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      "text": "So I wanted to ask this question. What's our immediate goal?"
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      "text": "Yeah, no, no, no, no, but what's our immediate goal?"
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      "text": "Medical well as far as I know mctv already has nine subscribers"
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      "text": "We've got to do this on our ultimately we want to hit on see TV or TV"
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      "text": "For now, I don't want to get shut down"
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      "text": "No, but it should be a brand new a brand new one. They won't be named. This should be a podcast"
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      "start": 2602.75,
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      "text": "Huh? The channel itself won't be able to be named that"
    },
    {
      "start": 2606.23,
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      "text": "Because again, I had that channel already. They were okay. I can't create a channel. No, what did you do man? What did you do?"
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      "text": "I was supposed to have it here"
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      "text": "Those two traffic can't be just that's can't be just whatever was somebody must have thought that someone reported a day's"
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      "text": "That's a part no one can make a channel"
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      "start": 2632.08,
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      "text": "No, not you now anybody. I know the channel name. Oh, for now mctv makes sense. It'll just be a separate podcast"
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      "text": "Unless you want to make a channel. That's what I was thinking of something. No, something"
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      "text": "What do you call what you call it? No, we got to think about that. Maybe maybe we"
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      "text": "Yeah, the guys are only 100 covers of the first goal 100 let's do 100 sounds doable 100 is the first guys"
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      "start": 2670.2599999999998,
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      "text": "We don't even know right now. Yeah, and it's just a yeah, I mean we know it's about the we'll figure out a channel"
    },
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      "start": 2675.22,
      "end": 2678.88,
      "text": "That's not hard. Yeah, we'll make it fun. We'll make it fun. We can't make this too long"
    },
    {
      "start": 2678.88,
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      "text": "First we're almost done. Yeah, but"
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    },
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      "text": "Eventually we hit that we can start talking about a thousand but are we gonna talk about serious things here or"
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      "text": "It depends on your serious serious. Just drinking prune juice on a daily basis content. Is that serious?"
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      "text": "I don't know if that's serious because prune juice changed my life. Oh"
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      "text": "Yeah, I have to take enough of it. I mean I take it three times a day. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter"
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      "text": "It doesn't matter. Are you drinking water? Yes, plenty. It doesn't matter. The second I have a cup of prune juice though. Oh"
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      "text": "Man, it's probably because you know, it's potassium in it. I'm eating a hell of protein"
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      "text": "That's why yeah, so I need to push well stuff for that burger from Chess and"
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      "text": "I don't know. I don't know. It's like seven ninety nine. No bacon. Oh, you know what they had there. Well, they had this machine"
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      "start": 2752.2599999999998,
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      "text": "Well, you could just literally just put this stuff on"
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      "text": "No, I know. I know and it chart. You know, it makes it makes it yeah, it makes the you know, it was like"
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      "text": "Yeah, yeah, that's actually think same as long ago as thanks to old fools"
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      "text": "No, it doesn't it doesn't know not even close because most people he's training at Michael. No, it's I've been there for a long time"
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      "text": "I know there's like five employees at the station. There's a lot of employees inside the store. Yes"
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      "text": "They're not doing anything else. They're just inside. They don't pump gas. Nothing. No, but they keep to stop the show stop"
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      "text": "Everything there's never an empty looking anything. No, they are constantly cleaning the bathroom even the chiefs"
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      "text": "That creep me out because I'm like wait and then I don't have to use a card to pay cash"
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      "text": "It's a camera. Yes, it's really a weight also. Yeah, it's a weight because it has OCR"
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      "text": "Whatever after detection don't there, but it's really the weight of the item like supermarkets do"
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      "text": "No, never tell you it's creepy you walk in you pick up whatever you want you walk out"
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      "text": "That's it. You have to sign in to your Amazon. No"
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      "text": "Walk in you walk I got the in-store code. No, no"
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      "text": "The thing is when you walk in when you walk in you tap your phone"
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      "text": "You just walk and grab whatever you want walk out you don't have to do the math"
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      "text": "It doesn't tell you where to see it'll pop on your phone afterwards with the whatever I would pay you use or whatever it"
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      "text": "Tap to pay card for you to get a notification on your phone, but it's creepy because can you imagine there's nobody in the store"
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      "start": 2913.88,
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      "text": "It's just you and customers who stocks the show. I don't know"
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      "start": 2917.48,
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      "text": "Maybe there's a key-offs bot while he's in the background. I don't know"
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      "text": "What do you think of these bots that are expensive as well at the stores that are like cops?"
    },
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      "start": 2928.5,
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      "text": "What is it going to do bots that are cops? Yeah"
    },
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      "start": 2932.5,
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      "text": "The clinkers are out the clinkers are out of the doubt. No way"
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      "text": "I'm gonna be the first to have you ever been to stop a shot. I will be the first. Let you know. I will be racist towards robots"
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      "text": "I have no problem with that. I'll make all kinds of jokes as quick you will guess the oil"
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      "text": "Italy this thing. I will have you see the stopper shop on"
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      "text": "The cleaning out thing is when it goes back and forth. Yeah, it's going around like beeping around beep"
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      "text": "beep what is the point here? Like I just don't make anyone feel safe"
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      "start": 2970.23,
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      "text": "It doesn't make anyone come back"
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      "start": 2973.3999999999996,
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      "text": "Yeah, but I don't like if you steal something what is it going to do"
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      "start": 2978.81,
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      "text": "Report you to the highest authority possible. I'm where some manager upstairs"
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    {
      "start": 2984.63,
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      "text": "Who's probably asleep? I don't know. Oh, is there"
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      "text": "Okay, maybe we should call that a"
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      "start": 2990.95,
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      "text": "It's probably time. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, but it's it's messing it up. Yeah, it is messing. Yeah, so all right guys"
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      "text": "going to have to call in a night for now. Sorry about the beep and we'll we'll stay tuned for"
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      "start": 3008.2299999999996,
      "end": 3013.91,
      "text": "number two. This could have been a podcast. This could have been a podcast. It could have been"
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    {
      "start": 3013.91,
      "end": 3018.2299999999996,
      "text": "a podcast. There's still a lot of podcasts that we posted. That's actually very true. Wait."
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    {
      "start": 3019.91,
      "end": 3027.62,
      "text": "This could have been a podcast. All right. This is supposed to. And this is a serious conversation. Like"
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      "text": "I feel like I had a conversation with you and we talked about the other things. Yeah. And I know"
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      "end": 3038.4999999999995,
      "text": "that beeping is distracting maybe to some people. But even right now. But this is part of it. Yeah."
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      "text": "But this is part of it. We're over the punches. This is natural. This is going to get"
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      "text": "exactly. And we're going to apologize. But not too much. It's the real. It's the raw. It's the raw."
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      "text": "It's the raw. It's the raw. It's the raw. It's the raw."
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