[00:00] Alright, this is a pre-release episode of Drop the Mike LLCs. [00:07] This is, or this could have been a podcast. [00:11] We're gonna start with Cheers to the Rock. [00:12] Cheers to the Rock. [00:14] Cheers to the Rock. [00:15] I just want to say there's a very limited occasion. [00:18] I have my dad right here in front of me. [00:20] And for the moment I'm the A-Mike because I'm the only employee of the business [00:25] but that may not be true about five seconds. [00:27] I just want to be out loud. [00:29] This is a preliminary employee agreement for the first employee of Drop the Mike LLC. [00:35] It's not just any. [00:36] This is the one that takes us to the top. [00:38] I, Michael Cruz, owner of Drop the Mike LLC, would to offer you the role of A-Mike. [00:44] Not A-Mike, but leave Mike, A-Mike, not B-Mike to the pre-discussed podcast. [00:50] This could have been a podcast. [00:52] You're tired. [00:53] I accept any liabilities, damages, or infusing consequences that may come in light of this agreement. [00:58] You find it? [00:59] Yes sir. [01:01] Oh snap. [01:02] Cheers. [01:03] Cheers. [01:04] That's good. [01:11] That's good. [01:12] I was thinking about the name. [01:18] , where did they come from? [01:19] , can you explain that? [01:20] Where did the name come from? [01:21] , why do we it so much? [01:22] It's coming apart. [01:23] Yeah, yeah. [01:24] , can you take us, can you take us and our audience, what they're about to embark on in terms of [01:39] what this could be? [01:41] This journey. [01:42] What it will be? [01:43] This journey. [01:44] This is just a journey. [01:45] I don't see it any other way. [01:46] But it has been and what it will be. [01:47] There's a difference there. [01:48] Which one? [01:49] I want to talk about what it has been and what it will be. [01:52] No, I'm thinking specifically what it has been. [01:55] What it has? [01:56] Because no one knows. [01:57] It's the best inside joke in the world. [01:59] It's the best inside joke in the world. [02:01] Because when we do this could have been a podcast episode. [02:04] We've been doing it in our whole life. [02:06] It's really just you, me, and some funny situations that nobody else would understand our commentary about. [02:18] Never. [02:19] Until now. [02:20] Until now. [02:21] Yeah. [02:22] We're cracking the doors. [02:25] , we're cracking the windows so that people can have a look at it. [02:30] That's the truth. [02:31] We're cracking the windows open because sometimes it hurts and no one wants to call out. [02:37] , we've put out. [02:38] We've put out content before. [02:40] It would be a dash cam footage actually. [02:42] Yeah. [02:43] You remember that guy? [02:44] Yeah. [02:45] What was the day with that guy? [02:46] You remember? [02:47] He couldn't get out of the car. [02:48] He was trying to get out of the car. [02:49] I guess something in the car or something. [02:50] I don't know what it was. [02:51] But he was bending over and you can see everything. [02:54] It's not necessary. [02:56] I'm sure I have that footage somewhere. [02:58] If you could recover that footage, you could put that right here. [03:02] I might do that. [03:04] You might do that. [03:05] Yeah. [03:06] Dash cam footage was talking about whatever. [03:08] And then it's just, it's just boom. [03:11] We had that, right? [03:12] And there's also been plenty of conversations we have that we're just talking about general life stuff. [03:17] Something that applies to Joe Schmoe was across the entire globe, right? [03:21] Everyone can relate to it. [03:23] But they don't really know what word they're thinking about it. [03:25] So sometimes we just glassy each other. [03:27] And I said. [03:28] Yeah. [03:30] We people watching. [03:32] Yeah. [03:33] People watching is fun. [03:34] People watching is the most fun thing in the world, especially in New York. [03:37] Because in New York, oh man. [03:39] You got all types. [03:40] One time we FaceTime me at Starbucks. [03:44] And there was this dude that had the craziest, the craziest outfit in the world. [03:50] And you had to stop when you were doing it. [03:52] What I was talking about, everything on the FaceTime. [03:56] And you followed this dude. [03:57] I got my coffee ready. [03:58] I'm not, I'm not. [04:00] Speaking of dudes, I want to show you this dude. [04:03] Because something happened on the way here. [04:06] -huh. [04:07] Before, before we, before I left my, the office. [04:13] He saw it by the way. [04:14] I was. [04:15] That's good. [04:16] You keep that. [04:17] I know I have a lot of arms. [04:22] I'm sorry. [04:23] I just need to get my thoughts together. [04:25] Anyway. [04:26] So I, speaking of that, people watching, right? [04:32] So I was before coming in. [04:34] That's a simple clip right there. [04:36] Now you say. [04:37] Yeah. [04:38] So I was, I was given the ticket late last year. [04:43] I don't know if Route 46. [04:46] Of course. [04:47] As you're going towards the George Washington when you're coming from New Jersey. [04:51] Mm-hmm. [04:52] Out of there, right? [04:53] And you're coming off that hill. [04:54] And there's a BP. [04:56] Oh. [04:57] And so I was running out of gas. [04:59] Yeah. [05:00] BP. [05:01] Where BP people. [05:02] Yeah. [05:03] Where BP. [05:04] We love BP. [05:05] We love BP. [05:06] British patrol. [05:07] Yes. [05:08] Whatever that is. [05:09] Yes. [05:10] Whatever it is. [05:12] We love it. [05:13] It's Amaco. [05:16] 93 octane. [05:17] Yeah. [05:18] Absolutely. [05:19] Fifth year full throttle. [05:20] We , , we could there. [05:21] We , we , we, we could go up on that. [05:22] We grew up on that. [05:23] In the Jersey BP. [05:24] I was always an Amaco boy. [05:25] I was always an Amaco. [05:26] And we're loyal to him. [05:27] Yeah. [05:28] So I don't know. [05:30] It's just, it's a good break. [05:32] I don't know. [05:33] I don't know. [05:34] I don't know. [05:35] I used to. [05:36] I used to back in the day. [05:37] I used to. [05:38] Is it worth it? [05:39] Back in the day? [05:40] Yeah. [05:41] The extra words point some other. [05:42] I don't know. [05:43] Back in the day was just my, my, my way to build credit. [05:44] But not , not, not, not, not. [05:45] There's an app for that. [05:46] Yeah. [05:47] No. [05:48] There's so many cars giving 5%, , on gas. [05:51] Back. [05:52] , it's, it's a dime. [05:53] It doesn't know. [05:54] Anyway. [05:55] Back in the day. [05:56] Oh, wait a second. [05:57] Let me get back to the story. [05:58] I'm an insert right here. [05:59] People, you should know. [06:00] You should be aware that we're going to get off on tangent. [06:02] That's the entire thing. [06:03] And that is part of the deal. [06:05] Exactly. [06:06] We're going to go off on tangents. [06:07] Sometimes you're going to follow. [06:09] Sometimes you're not going to follow. [06:10] It's all a joke. [06:11] The entire thing. [06:12] The entire thing. [06:13] The entire thing. [06:14] Without sarcasm. [06:15] And sometimes there isn't sarcasm. [06:17] But it's not necessary. [06:18] Yeah, exactly. [06:19] It's just a tangent. [06:20] Yeah. [06:21] What were you, you were at the BP in Jersey 46. [06:24] So I, so I go in. [06:26] But there's this this weird lane. [06:29] That is exiting or entering. [06:32] And it's right in front of the gas station. [06:36] Right. [06:37] So if you're already on the two lanes that. [06:39] As you're going up there, you are. [06:41] You kind of have to make this hard right. [06:43] Right. [06:44] On the solid lane. [06:45] Right. [06:46] Right. [06:47] All right. [06:48] There was upstairs in the panning. [06:49] I went in. [06:50] Right. [06:51] I get off the car because I don't think nothing's happening. [06:52] Right. [06:53] And I'm putting gas in the. [06:54] The car tells me. [06:55] Get back in the car. [06:56] Oh, correct. [06:58] Give me a ticket. [06:59] End of the day. [07:00] Nice for gas. [07:01] Give me a ticket. [07:02] You gave me a ticket. [07:03] For putting gas. [07:04] In your car. [07:05] For improper passing. [07:06] Because of the car there. [07:08] Because you caught me improper passing. [07:10] And that's all in line. [07:11] I could have cost an accident. [07:13] That's what you said. [07:14] Anyway, I get my lawyer, whatever. [07:16] Okay. [07:17] I get a lawyer, whatever. [07:18] And so. [07:19] Daily. [07:20] Today is daily. [07:21] No, no, no, no. [07:22] That's daily. [07:23] No, no, no. [07:24] This is a traffic ticket. [07:25] So this is different type of lawyer. [07:26] Okay. [07:27] I do my job benefits and whatnot. [07:29] This is good. [07:30] This is a different way. [07:32] Anyway, his name is Robert. [07:33] Okay. [07:34] Cabake. [07:35] Shut up, Robert. [07:36] Shut up, Robert. [07:37] He took care of. [07:38] Well, I don't know. [07:40] Robert coordinated everything for me. [07:46] What did Robert do? [07:47] Robert didn't do nothing. [07:48] Okay. [07:49] Robert couldn't do much. [07:50] Okay. [07:51] All right. [07:52] So, but it's not even about Robert. [07:54] No. [07:55] I lost. [07:56] In terms of the ticket, I lost. [07:58] I lost 240 today. [08:01] Yeah. [08:02] But that's not here nor there. [08:04] That's not the point of the state. [08:05] I joined the Zoom meeting to find out [08:08] that my, my, my, my fine was going to be that much. [08:12] And as , there's a whole bunch of characters in there. [08:16] I saw. [08:17] There was one way. [08:19] Over Zoom. [08:21] Job's over Zoom. [08:22] There's a way. [08:23] , for me, go for it. [08:25] Have you ever. [08:26] Have you ever taken... [08:27] Have you ever taken... [08:28] , it was wearing a t-shirt. [08:29] They... [08:33] The formal attire at the very least. [08:38] Zoom. [08:40] It was a black t-shirt. [08:41] That's all I can... [08:42] There's no official business going up. [08:44] You telling me the news show looked to work [08:46] by moving from the bed to the desk three feet away. [08:49] Doesn't work for him. [08:52] I gotta take that. [08:53] We had an official background now. [08:55] He had an official background. [08:57] He had the Zoom wallpaper for... [08:59] Yeah. [09:00] He had the Zoom. [09:01] It was special, huh? [09:02] Fortunately. [09:03] He ended up with the 1,400 version. [09:06] Did it fit the whole screen? [09:09] It was good. [09:10] It looked... [09:11] No, he looked good. [09:12] He was... [09:13] He was... [09:14] I don't want to make fun of a judge for it. [09:15] No, no, no. [09:16] It's not the point. [09:17] It's just... [09:18] Judge Courtrooms should not have... [09:19] That should not be... [09:20] But he had a t-shirt now. [09:21] It should not be over Zoom. [09:22] Yeah, it's just... [09:23] Coping. [09:24] It's not... [09:25] Change everything. [09:26] Yeah, change everything. [09:27] No one Zoom first came out. [09:28] Oh my God. [09:29] No one likes him. [09:30] No. [09:31] It was... [09:32] No teachings. [09:33] No teachings. [09:34] No teachings was the worst. [09:36] Yeah. [09:37] And it wasn't for being Zoom. [09:38] It was just today. [09:39] And it wasn't for Skype. [09:40] Blue jeans definitely didn't exist. [09:43] Either. [09:44] Yeah, right? [09:45] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [09:46] And then try to communicate with who, to try... [09:48] What are the teams now? [09:49] Yeah, and how is teams? [09:51] It used to be... [09:52] Imagine Skype. [09:53] Imagine Skype for Business. [09:55] Imagine Robert sends you a Teams link. [09:59] and the... [10:01] I just did it. [10:02] It'll wipe me. [10:03] It'll happen. [10:04] It'll happen. [10:05] It'll happen. [10:06] It'll happen. [10:07] It'll happen. [10:09] What happened? [10:10] What happened? [10:11] Are you paying that fine still? [10:12] I, but I want to show you. [10:14] You took a great shot of that. [10:15] I took a shot of that. [10:16] No. [10:18] So there were many characters. [10:20] What if, what if you did it? [10:22] So there was people there was people there. [10:24] Why is it black shirt? [10:25] No, you have to wear it black. [10:26] You have to wear it black. [10:27] Because you used a serious person. [10:28] Right. [10:29] Because if you lift his arm and you see the sweat stains. [10:31] Oh. [10:32] All right. [10:34] That's it. [10:35] Yeah. [10:36] Yeah, please. [10:37] All right. [10:38] Cool. [10:39] So I took a picture. [10:40] Mind you, it's not my court case. [10:41] It's his court case. [10:42] No. [10:43] He can't make the joke. [10:44] Now this joke you don't know about. [10:45] This joke you don't know about. [10:46] So I've been watching this guy on YouTube. [10:51] His name is, let's forget his name right now. [10:55] But all his videos titles are, I took a picture. [10:58] Oh, shoot. [10:59] All right. [11:00] And he's been watching. [11:02] There are the comments. [11:03] Three eye atlas. [11:04] This sounds good. [11:05] Shout out to three eye atlas. [11:07] But he's Indian. [11:08] So he's a really good scientist. [11:10] Really good channel. [11:11] I'll link it in the show description. [11:13] So you guys can go see it. [11:14] Got it. [11:15] If you care enough to go see that. [11:17] But he's a really good guy. [11:19] he's really serious. [11:20] Mm-hmm. [11:21] But I always love his titles. [11:23] Because this title says, I saw so and so. [11:26] And to a picture. [11:28] Come on. [11:29] And all his titles are, I took a picture. [11:31] So you can see that. [11:32] I already seen some characters. [11:33] So I took a picture today. [11:35] And it wasn't the comment. [11:41] Oh. [11:42] Show me. [11:43] I want to show you the picture. [11:45] And I'll post the picture. [11:47] Yeah, the picture's going to be on screen. [11:49] Oh. [11:50] And the camera. [11:58] Looking that. [11:59] Is he back up? [12:00] He's guilty. [12:01] Right now, he's guilty. [12:16] He's done. [12:17] He's wearing the green vest. [12:20] Is he, wait, he's wearing the speech of the judge? [12:22] Huh? [12:23] Is he wearing the speech of the judge? [12:24] Yeah, he's wearing just me. [12:25] Oh, he's wearing just me, but he's wearing... [12:27] No. [12:28] He's wearing it that. [12:29] with this... [12:30] Oh, man. [12:31] Let me bring the picture down. [12:32] With the right yellow, huh? [12:33] With the green. [12:34] With the bright... [12:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [12:37] And so... [12:38] We're pulling off the picture again. [12:39] Yeah. [12:40] He's the audio version. [12:41] No, no. [12:42] He's not happy. [12:43] That man is not happy. [12:46] He doesn't want to be here. [12:47] Does he look he didn't do anything? [12:49] Definitely not. [12:51] I'm making a judgment call. [12:55] He broke a few rules. [12:57] He's the rule breaker. [13:00] But I blame the judge for doing it soon, right? [13:02] Yeah. [13:03] if you can't... [13:04] There were people that were in this call. [13:06] Where is the judge based? [13:08] It's Fort Lee. [13:09] This is Fort Lee call. [13:11] at the court. [13:12] And Fort Lee. [13:13] So this is... [13:14] So here's what my lawyer said. [13:15] Why couldn't you just go to court? [13:17] I could have gone to court. [13:18] And you would have to do... [13:19] No. [13:20] I would have to be an instrument court. [13:21] What the... [13:23] This is the one I go to court. [13:30] I have some rules. [13:31] So you just have worked from home. [13:32] You just have worked from home, right? [13:34] Is that what it is? [13:35] He only commutes three days a week. [13:37] So does my left go green? [13:41] So my left tells me that this is a... [13:44] This is the judges in on it. [13:46] ... [13:47] So the judges in on it. [13:48] This is how Fort Lee, , gets money for the county. [13:53] For their... [13:54] For their town. [13:55] This is for my whole license. [13:57] And for Lee? [13:58] For Lee. [13:59] It was for Lee. [14:00] Oh. [14:01] Yeah. [14:02] Your license was suspended. [14:03] Oh, completely. [14:04] I was driving with a suspended license. [14:05] I had no idea. [14:06] Oh. [14:07] If I hadn't had a stop by a police officer. [14:09] Up in Newburgh. [14:12] Oh wow. [14:13] On days giving... [14:14] The night before days giving. [14:16] I was heading down. [14:17] I was speeding. [14:18] Because it's late. [14:19] It's dark. [14:20] It's raining. [14:21] Trying to get home. [14:22] I'm just on cruise control. [14:23] how... [14:24] how the CX90s are. [14:25] The CX90s cruise control is amazing. [14:27] You can basically drive brainless. [14:28] Yeah. [14:29] It drives itself practically. [14:30] Yeah. [14:31] So I'm going. [14:32] I see the cop. [14:33] I try to slow down. [14:34] Doesn't matter. [14:35] He caught me. [14:36] Cruise control. [14:37] Way too fast. [14:38] It was when that... [14:39] It's in that moment where it's 65 down to 55. [14:41] Oh. [14:42] Right. [14:43] Yeah. [14:44] So you don't think about it. [14:45] Right? [14:46] No. [14:47] But it does happen. [14:48] And then the cop's waiting right there. [14:49] Clock. [14:50] Right? [14:51] Great. [14:52] Pulled me over. [14:53] Tell him. [14:54] Look. [14:55] I was in cruise control. [14:56] It can flat. [14:57] He takes my license. [14:58] He comes back, and he says... [14:59] The license is suspended. [15:00] I had no reason. [15:01] I had no idea why. [15:02] It was out of stasis. [15:03] It was a really jerseys suspended by my license. [15:06] And I had business suspended for six days. [15:08] And I had no clue. [15:09] It sent me a letter. [15:10] It sent me a warning. [15:11] I didn't get it take it in the mail. [15:13] Nothing. [15:14] Wow. [15:15] If he hadn't pulled me over. [15:16] I would still be driving around. [15:17] What else was from the license? [15:18] No idea. [15:19] But I was going , yeah, it was suspended. [15:20] And then I took it... [15:21] , I went to court. [15:22] Wow. [15:23] I turned it in my pay. [15:24] I paid everything I told him I actually got my license back to get to the court of state and everything is clear [15:31] They didn't give me a court date. They didn't give me the court date after that. [15:36] And now they're changing the rules. They just changed the rules this morning, by the way. [15:40] The DUIs and other types of suspension reasons. And traffic violations, they changed the rules this morning. [15:47] And they're going to give more points out, basically. [15:51] They're going to give you a lot more points if they want to keep that in mind. [15:53] Yeah, they don't take away. [15:55] But what you're saying, courtly is moving forward in this progressive zoom direction. [16:01] Do you imagine the money zoom makes for this? [16:04] Everyone's using zoom. There's zoom's good. [16:06] They suck. [16:07] They really do. [16:08] No, they really suck. [16:09] It's the worst. [16:10] It's never been good. [16:11] I don't know. The team's okay. [16:13] I think teams have won because teams has already part- [16:16] I've ever used a telehealth app. [16:18] There's some telehealth apps. I don't know what you call it. [16:24] But they're never using zoom. [16:26] No, they don't use a zoom back end. [16:30] They use their own proprietary service for that. [16:33] Because you don't drop packets. [16:35] Zoom is famous for dropping packets. [16:38] And also hacking into calls. [16:40] how easy it is to go into a zoom calling. It's not yours. [16:43] They fixed that. [16:44] They did not fix it. [16:45] It still happens today. [16:47] People to come in. [16:49] Come on. That's what I do. [16:51] That's what I do. [16:52] This is what we do. [16:53] No. [16:54] Social engineering hacking. [16:55] No. [16:56] Social engineering hacking. [16:57] People still post to this. [16:58] It might work for me. [17:01] Without no passwords. [17:03] Welcome to our community. [17:05] Welcome to our community. [17:09] It's the truth. [17:10] Yeah, this is the truth. [17:12] It's bad. [17:13] But anyway, but I think teams have solved all that. [17:16] I think teams is by default the better solution now. [17:21] So would you have had more respect if he had said it wasn't a team? [17:25] It was in a Zoom call. [17:26] It was a team's call. [17:27] I would respect that. [17:28] You would have said it more. [17:29] It's got to at least understand the body. [17:31] It's a corporate thing a little bit. [17:33] Listen. [17:34] It's it's it's holistic. [17:37] Right. [17:38] You got you got you got your Microsoft word. [17:40] Right. [17:41] You got the typographer or Microsoft word. [17:43] Yeah. [17:44] You got you got you got you got you. [17:45] You take it guy running the numbers on the dock. [17:47] Yeah, exactly, exactly. [17:49] Yeah, it just makes it. [17:50] It's the. [17:51] Yeah. [17:52] It's the package. [17:53] Yeah. [17:54] But. [17:55] And now and now you got copilot. [17:56] Right. [17:57] what. [17:58] Yeah, instant. [17:59] instant when with that. [18:00] it doesn't cold. [18:02] Zoom has AI now, but what to what? [18:05] Why? [18:06] Why? [18:07] Who wants zoom A? [18:08] It's having a notepad. [18:09] what I'm saying? [18:10] Zoom has AI now. [18:12] Yeah. [18:13] They do everything. [18:14] I bought a, I bought a, a snowbrush. [18:18] Mm-hmm. [18:19] It was AI. [18:20] Oh, the AI brush. [18:29] It was the first Amazon description listing. [18:32] What? [18:33] It was AI snowbrush. [18:35] I don't know what makes it AI. [18:38] Oh, , for, for taking snow off of a car. [18:41] It wasn't, it still says it was a car. [18:43] Okay, does AI? [18:44] It says AI. [18:45] Take the snow off your car. [18:46] I don't know how AI was incorporated, [18:48] but somehow it was an AI snowbrush. [18:50] Was it, I think it was, [18:51] it's extended something? [18:52] I don't know what it is. [18:53] I don't, I couldn't figure it out for the life of me. [18:56] I was scratching my brain. [18:57] I, I opened the package. [18:58] Maybe the, maybe the brush name is A. [19:00] No, no, it's AI. [19:01] Oh. [19:02] I saw it on the packaging list. [19:03] You couldn't mess it up. [19:04] I don't know. [19:05] Some of these Asian companies have, , [19:06] we're names. [19:07] Asian companies. [19:08] Well, these are the companies that, [19:10] well, , to be fair, [19:11] maybe they just chose AI, [19:13] but how they do on Amazon, [19:15] where it's sold by X, W, Q, Y, Z, . [19:18] Yeah. [19:20] Every time I go on Amazon, I'm , [19:23] even though reviews are, [19:26] , the mechanical turks are on Amazon. [19:29] No. [19:30] It's bots and assignments you can give. [19:33] But wait, wait, wait. [19:34] Now, now you, [19:35] so the other day I bought, [19:37] did that B8 uses Amazon Pharmacy now? [19:39] Huh. [19:40] Amazon Pharmacy for deal . [19:42] Yeah. [19:43] I use sort of similar. [19:46] But imagine if you had to go through Amazon Pharmacy. [19:49] So, what about it? [19:50] That's how DOE works now. [19:51] You have to get it through Amazon. [19:53] Oh. [19:54] If you want to use it. [19:55] Oh, yes, yes, yes. [19:56] You have to use Amazon Pharmacy. [19:57] Oh. [19:58] Yeah. [19:59] Okay. [20:00] I guess you have to recoup. [20:01] Combined TikTok [20:04] But you hear me out, I know I know it's the China thing, the China the China of things, right? [20:11] Yeah, my coffee's done. You don't oh my god. I've been slow [20:15] I got a few slips up. I got some coffee guys from [20:22] The chestnut market chestnut market. Yeah, I'm ready. They're not bad underrated place [20:28] Listen, they got everything they got everything in the world except cigarettes and apple [20:33] I love yeah, they got [20:36] They clean it. No, and it's clean. You don't get those zins. Yeah, I know nothing that [20:42] They don't [20:43] Better human traffic people now of course another sketchy got patients. I saw this [20:52] Your BP is sketchy. I don't know which one that one I go. No, no, the one over there [20:58] It will the one that said Mike's to our shop [21:03] But we're in where we're coming 944 Central Park Avenue, Yorker, New York, and in 44 Central Park. Yeah, that BP [21:15] And I can you go to that one more than I do. Yeah, I want to sketch you go in sketchy. Okay, I don't go to that one [21:22] But the price there is low [21:27] But it's got the cheapest price in in young [21:29] He pissed me off the boss there, , he's real loose shooting from the head [21:35] Right, he I make the measurements be clear. I made a man [21:40] But I come in one day. I'm trying to buy my cool. , I buy my cool. I don't know you don't me [21:46] About my cool. He tells me hey, , I make no money on the cigarettes, right? How's that my problem? [21:51] At least I'm the only at least I come here and still my money here, , mad at me, [21:56] I don't go back there. I don't go back there funny. I don't go buy gas there. I don't buy cigarettes there. I said I'm don't [22:05] He's telling me he doesn't make money. I don't think I don't know where he doesn't make money [22:10] He tells me he wants me to buy a cigar buy a cigar buy a cigar buy a cigar [22:16] He's gonna be a buy a car to the circus to the madness, right? He wants you to buy the cigars instead, but I don't have money for cigars [22:23] I don't cigars. I mentioned the first place. Well, he pushes this on me and I say that [22:28] But I didn't make a man's invention. I come back and shake his hand make sure he's good [22:37] That's the BP thing. Yeah, we always call people chief [22:40] I know myself. It's either chief of boss. , who could be disappointed about that? [22:48] I to call people champ champs good. Yeah, that wasn't always the case [22:58] No, it's my thing. No, it's check, [23:01] Because you're not a child. They're not a child. And some people find it's a cast that we say chief [23:06] Well, I can call somebody a child, but if I have if you have a poor with them, I have social capital [23:12] I don't start with social capital. You have to build social capital. How do you build social capital? Well, it's it works this [23:19] Okay, it works this. I don't know [23:27] Let him know that's that's you think [23:38] Social capital. It's all about it's a bank. , you have a savings account and you go deposit [23:45] What's the hope of the savings account? [23:48] You're gonna go withdraw later [23:50] Well, you have to with people you have to , make a savings account and deposit now would you consider a social credit school? [24:00] There's also that but that's that's that's a different animal [24:05] Yeah [24:10] Right [24:17] And we have and we have things that are mnemonic to our conversation, so , is that the mind is that what we call? [24:23] I don't know that that's an amount of we always we have callbacks. We have lots of cool. Oh [24:31] Right now, I that better. I if I threw you right now, I'm ready and ready and when I'm not I'm not [24:37] You remember exactly exactly. I saw that [24:42] Corner of Bayley in two thirty-three first right right in front of the bodega right by the bodega that's still there [24:49] Yeah, the staircase is still there. Yeah, and that's what he said he said to two women when I'm ready. I'm ready [24:55] I'm not not can't are you with that? No, you can and they're well impressed. They were very impressive [25:02] This is the guy it said [25:05] We just happen to be walking by you see do you imagine if you heard the whole conversation it would be scary [25:13] Because whatever he wasn't ready. He didn't look ready [25:25] Maybe he was saying the opposite maybe we just mistook him, , but he was building our social school [25:31] He made it very clear when I'm ready already not but what it's all about confidence [25:36] It's the way you say things sometimes with the ladies, okay, , you got a sound [25:42] Girls, so he was no way [25:44] Let's let's you think about it. Let's build the social capital. Yes [25:47] I don't know how he works. Yeah [25:51] And when he's not [25:54] Yeah, he just let alone [26:02] I just let the just love just no mark love just no mark it [26:09] No, no, I think there's those to B.P. Oh mobile though. Yeah, yeah, they aren't there. Oh, they're crazy [26:15] B.P. is at home. It's mobile. So expensive mobile loves to over charge. I think it's something to do a NASCAR [26:22] I think it's something to do with the NASCAR branding [26:25] Because their their gas is crazy. Yeah, it is it's too expensive for there's however [26:31] I've been to a good mobile before that a really good franchise mobile not chain model a franchise on mobile [26:38] Okay, not no chestnut no chestnut and if it doesn't know chestnut again, it's all franchise locally owned [26:44] I did one time where in what part of it was all the way up [26:49] Probably wall killer something. Okay, never been up there though. It was it was a son of co [26:55] And mobile son of co son of son of son of co son of co son of co son of co son of co son of co right and I said okay [27:01] There's to knock on there's a mobile. I'm gonna try the mobile just to see what's up. Mm-hmm. It wasn't about the price [27:06] There's the same price [27:08] Everyone's at the mobile from what I can see so I do it and I sit down there or whatever I pull up [27:15] I take them think it feels a brand new gas [27:18] I put it in the thing. I put it in the gas tank, [27:22] I press everything everything for his firm his new his plush [27:26] And even the warnings that they say are oh if you want to leave a [27:31] A message about your experience go online, right? And then under that this is this claim right says [27:36] Yeah, you can go online, but you can also go inside and [27:39] Basically legal this claim in terms you don't have to go online basically and that's cool [27:43] Because other mobiles they don't have that this claim under it [27:46] They want you to just go online and give your feedback. I don't want you to go inside and talk to the person [27:50] For some reason why don't I have this claim under it? with the person who did it speak English oh that's the problem [27:59] Because the last time I was at a moment before that it wasn't connected. She was very well equal [28:04] Oh, I did not know what language she spoke. Oh, I had to ask her very because she [28:09] She's seen what he got. Oh, it's one of those [28:12] But you can't tell [28:14] ambiguous and the way she speaks not very clear what accent she has so I'm I'm Puerto Rican. What are you? [28:21] Oh, me too. Okay, no conference. That's [28:29] Okay, so I'm gonna be the right answer [28:33] That's what you're talking about. Yeah, right. Yeah, she said baby [28:42] Baby because she looked at my license. Oh, you took my license. Oh, to do the photo. She said [28:52] You're a baby or something. You were you were a baby. Something she's just under that word. I'm baby. Yeah, right and I was [28:59] because I have the beard you're coming on that. I'm it just seem very bloody [29:04] But this is the opposite, right? I'm over here that that mobile that's think it wasn't there [29:08] The the handle was frozen and I had to pump the gas the entire way [29:14] It didn't matter the clip was there to put the stop and no it is not it felt crappy [29:18] I'm this is why gas attendant will be awesome because maybe make that woman get paid a little more and have her do this because [29:26] Come on [29:28] Anyone at any gas attendant right but here I am with this mobile it's in small town [29:35] Small town you always go far away. I four places. I play tourists. So [29:41] I'm a nice mobile. I'm really honest. I'm serious crisp everything's nice [29:47] Everything people go in and now fast [29:52] Quick you're done pump in the gas is the smallest pump in the world. Oh, you don't even feel it. You don't even feel nothing [29:59] Oh, wow, it's the smallest pump ever [30:01] It's not that it makes us when it's going in the tent. That's it. Yeah, yeah, the car itself is making the noise. Yeah, it's not the pump [30:08] Right, the pump is so smooth. I said, what? I probably get it exactly to the the scent that I want [30:14] And I tested three times. I'm gonna stop it for deep [30:18] Exactly. Oh, the next one say I got it on the down on the dollar [30:22] But got it. Oh, one more time. I can do one more. It'll have to put it out or whatever. Well 24 hours [30:29] Ah, please shit. I hope it doesn't miss once. Oh my that's a good pump. This is probably a franchise. So maybe we should [30:36] This is the chain one. There's a franchise one. Well, maybe we can do some videos about that. I'm telling you [30:42] Go viral reviews. Yeah, more reviews of that. Michael reviews of that. Yeah, and then you just see at the end. Hey [30:49] Best best gas station pump. Best gas station pump. It's the little things that really is a little things guys [30:55] By the way, the only difference between this very first recording of [31:01] Official this should have been a podcast is that usually during the conversation we would have told each other [31:06] This should have been a podcast five times. Yeah, but now it really is a podcast. So the title says it for us [31:16] I always feel if there were cameras for the funny moments if there were different angles and [31:23] The right we always have these family moments where [31:27] , it's just it's just it's good banter. It's always the banter and yeah, I think part of that comes with who grandpa is [31:35] Grand Paul's comedy really says the stage whenever you leave that place [31:40] Because grandpa makes makes anything a commentary that doesn't need to be a commentary. No, it's always taken that on the side and we we took that to the next level [31:53] No [31:59] Only focus on what he you can opinion it on because he takes he takes it. He takes it. No, it doesn't matter [32:07] He's good. It's pink. It's red [32:10] If it's it's black. Oh, no, why looks better if today's color supposed to be a blue said no [32:16] Yeah [32:18] I'm wearing yeah, I want to stand up because he doesn't he doesn't call a coordinate too much. They're too well [32:25] , that's yeah, that's our grandma's upset. Well, she asked all [32:30] If it wasn't for that it's time for the crates. No, it's ties. , he wears white socks with issues. Why it would make no sense [32:39] It's comfortable for me. It's comfortable [32:41] But nobody should wear white [32:43] With those life- sneaker white socks not those shoes [32:47] As at the pulpit I've seen an avenue. It's a bit of a statement. It's one of those. It's one of those. Yeah, why is it a statement? [32:57] Even now I'm wearing black socks underneath these bright yellow ones [33:02] No, but for him it's more I don't know it's just do I even own dress socks that come in a color that? [33:08] No, I don't know where to get white socks [33:11] You can't get white dress socks. Well, you can get white hands white hand socks all day [33:17] But that's it. I made food in the room, but that's it. Just those two [33:22] Under Armour and Nike [33:24] Maybe they are [33:27] I used to I used to when I was a kid there was nothing but white on the way [33:33] I'm wearing white underwear right now. It feels weird. It feels weird. Most of my underwear is not white [33:39] it always [33:42] Nowadays, there's no such thing. It doesn't exist. That's why I bought all I have is no that's why I made sure I have a white pair [33:49] Eventually because otherwise I won't even know at what point I'm running out of underwear [33:55] Because I just pull out the black pull out the bread pull out the black [33:58] The second I see a white one. Oh, it's your signal. I'm running low [34:04] That's why I did it. I have a two or three white ones, but before it just was all white [34:14] Do you feel you were underwear until the the very end of it as much as as long as possible? Yeah [34:23] Yeah, how many holes does it have to have before you give it up? Oh, man [34:26] That's the thing if you buy premium underwear takes a while for it to get some right no, no, no [34:32] But but once you get to that point, what do you what are you doing? Well, where's the hole right to this convenient hole? [34:39] Yeah, it's yeah, it's a convenient one. That's fine. What about the waistband with the waistband's growing. I'm not that poor [34:46] At that moment, , I can't afford to wonder where I can talk to somebody. Hey [34:51] I'm going through a tough time [34:54] It's okay, I'm gonna use them up, but other than that [34:58] But I feel they get better with time [35:02] I feel someone the way I have no shame shouting on staffer right now [35:06] If it wasn't for staffer underwear, I wouldn't have the confidence I have right now. What they provide me confidence from [35:13] Tease no to boxers nothing else. Well, staffer. It's for you. That was gonna be what I was gonna say [35:20] So there's underwear that makes me feel it's not a word for you. I'm chilling. I'm chilling today, right and [35:27] Usually that's the that's the underwear that , I have a pair of those I have a couple of those [35:34] Those are more breathable [35:36] Right, they're more breathable, right and those you kind of get away with on any given occasion. Yeah, that you feel comfortable doing it [35:44] , but these are the workhorse. These are when you're done with them [35:49] If you're not gonna wash nothing in the day, you brave, but , just be aware you shouldn't wear them for 24 hours straight [35:56] Everything because they're not reasonable that, if you wear a 24 hours straight without washing your butt [36:03] No, you can't you can't do that. No, that's not these. No, there's some people on the way that they do you get away with that [36:09] I don't know who told you I don't know who told people that but [36:13] People think blue and blue on the way you can just wear it [36:17] I don't that on the way to me makes me sweat more [36:23] What? [36:25] Maybe sweat more too. I don't know. Maybe it's not that reasonable. It's not really. I don't know what approval means [36:30] What are the brieble underwear mean? What are the brieble fabric mean? Where's the nonsense? I don't get it [36:38] Also, also I feel those couple of things don't [36:43] Couple anything what couple of these these underwear with the , oh yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't hold anything [36:50] They've never had well [36:51] I feel for guys us where we're bigger, right. It's not the same. It doesn't make sense [36:57] And if you're a skinny guy, right a skinny guy it's a muscular skinny a skinny guy. No fat. And you were tight underwear [37:05] What is that called for looper? [37:07] The Fupa the Fupa the fat upper pubic [37:10] Yeah, that Fupa Fupa [37:12] We don't have to talk about Fupas, but [37:15] And Fupa has changed the game for underwear [37:19] Who has changed the entire game? [37:26] underwear [37:27] No, I'm sorry. It should be a a brawfer for your jock, , you would think yeah [37:33] But how do you get that one side? [37:35] But then it would itch it would itch immediately. Yeah. How would it stay? How would it not itch? [37:41] Yeah, anyway, you seek tags all over. Yeah, who knows who we even started? What did we start? Cheers to the rules? [37:49] We're right cheers to the law. Yeah, we're done with the law. Cheers to the law. Yeah, but what do you think about this? [37:54] The beans on this this the beans that you the beans? He's the power. -huh chestnut though [38:01] Fresh, let's move not sitting around. It's a rabbit. It's a rabbit. All of them are a rabbit. It's not all of them. Not all of them. [38:10] Okay, so tell me another bean that's not a rabbit. You're not 100% it's not 100% it's very rare [38:17] But have you ever had it not a rabbit? Of course [38:21] you [38:23] No, I think everything I tasted thus far is a variation of a rabbit [38:29] It does my point. If you vary it enough, it doesn't taste a rabbit. It's an honorary non-arabic [38:36] what I'm talking about. It's what that means, right? What does it mean? [38:39] A rabbit is from Arabia. Right, right. And they have the coffee. I'm saying they're on the coffee. I'm good coffee. It's powerful. You ever you ever been to a to a [38:51] I some of you have you been to have you been to have you. I some marching. I some marching blends. So much is not bad [38:58] Is Sumatra from around? [38:59] Sumatra is Indian as far as I understand. Oh, and there's Brazilian ones that are pretty decent [39:05] Not common because they can't produce a crap ton of them, but they might have a rabbit. It could be what is expensive as heck [39:11] But they have a rabbit. That's the that's the argument that you're making, right? [39:14] Because truly if I tell you a Sumatra being is purely non-arabic that it kind of falls [39:20] Because they probably imported something to make it grow and base that for being [39:27] Farm or whatever off of the premium or some stuff, [39:31] Probably they probably imported the beans and then do their own thing. I don't know. I don't know [39:37] All right. What do you think about chess nuts beans? It's a rabbit. It hits the spot [39:42] The problem I have with it is simple. It's the likes [39:46] Am I is in the price? Oh because they charge it on them a leg [39:52] It's but if you don't complain about you don't know it's in the middle of the highway [39:57] Right, so at that point what are your options? It's either coffee or nothing. Yeah, exactly [40:01] But at least chestnut, they're game they're stepping it up a little bit because what for this one at least [40:09] The beans were it wasn't sitting around. No, but they have a lot of traffic at that chestnut. Yeah. Oh, yeah, chestnut is [40:18] Constantly and guys we're talking about the chestnut that's on [40:22] X-14 [40:23] Right before X-14 on the Hutchinson on the Hutchinson heading north or south. It's still a 4-2. Yeah, it's yeah, right before the marionic [40:30] Right that before 13. I saw I saw there's the gas station right so on the way up, right? [40:39] Not the way down to New York, but all right way up. I saw the gas station as you're going up [40:45] Yeah, it has the cars that are going up and then the other side is the going down [40:49] Yes, and then there was a line [40:52] Sitting of cars just sitting there. Yep doing that work. What was the workers? [40:59] What workers workers? [41:01] Employees cars. No, no, no, no, these cars were on. Oh, maybe construction. I was in construction of the Hutchinson. Always [41:10] It was a big one. how you wait at the airport for someone to arrive right that that kind of life [41:17] The Hutchinson construction. I see it all the power construction. They park right there. Oh, maybe maybe [41:24] Well anymore for skies if if [41:27] They're always if what the test not in the Hutchinson has and why people wait at the Hutchinson. I don't know [41:33] But I'll tell you right now. It's very likely at 2 AM to do it in construction [41:37] It's very likely because they do that [41:40] These are passenger cars [41:44] Maybe maybe people wait for other people there [41:47] I don't know maybe that is true, but are you talking about outside the parking lot and outside of the gas station? Yeah [41:52] Exactly on the side next on the side. Yeah, I was very excited. That is construction happens all the time [41:58] They're there either during the day early or very late at night [42:02] But either way they're repaying something or something contract. It's main contractors. It only happens to contractors. It's [42:11] It was different, but that one has everything even charging stations and all that stuff. Yeah anyway [42:17] If the chestnut people wanted if the chestnut people wanted us to promote them, we can't , holla at us and [42:25] Yeah, we're episode one guys, but okay, so okay, I wanted to ask this question. I already had this question [42:43] So I wanted to ask this question. What's our immediate goal? [42:47] 10 subscribers 20 subscribers 500 subscribers [42:52] Yeah, no, no, no, no, but what's our immediate goal? [42:55] Medical well as far as I know mctv already has nine subscribers [43:00] double it 20 20 [43:04] We've got to do this on our ultimately we want to hit on see TV or TV [43:10] For now, I don't want to get shut down [43:17] No, but it should be a brand new a brand new one. They won't be named. This should be a podcast [43:22] Huh? The channel itself won't be able to be named that [43:26] Because again, I had that channel already. They were okay. I can't create a channel. No, what did you do man? What did you do? [43:32] I was supposed to have it here [43:34] Those two traffic can't be just that's can't be just whatever was somebody must have thought that someone reported a day's [43:44] Channel's on a dude channel said no one can have that name again [43:48] That's a part no one can make a channel [43:52] No, not you now anybody. I know the channel name. Oh, for now mctv makes sense. It'll just be a separate podcast [44:08] Unless you want to make a channel. That's what I was thinking of something. No, something [44:13] What do you call what you call it? No, we got to think about that. Maybe maybe we [44:17] Yeah, either way that goal is our first [44:19] Yeah, the guys are only 100 covers of the first goal 100 let's do 100 sounds doable 100 is the first guys [44:26] We need a hundred subscribers. That's the point here. Yeah, whatever channel it's on [44:30] We don't even know right now. Yeah, and it's just a yeah, we know it's about the we'll figure out a channel [44:35] That's not hard. Yeah, we'll make it fun. We'll make it fun. We can't make this too long [44:38] First we're almost done. Yeah, but [44:42] Yeah [44:44] 100 subscribers first goal [44:46] Eventually we hit that we can start talking about a thousand but are we gonna talk about serious things here or [44:52] It depends on your serious serious. Just drinking prune juice on a daily basis content. Is that serious? [44:58] I don't know if that's serious because prune juice changed my life. Oh [45:02] Doctor's name [45:06] Take a back seat because any pill I've taken did not work [45:09] I don't know what they call with stool softener. It's a placebo [45:15] Yeah, I have to take enough of it. I take it three times a day. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter [45:21] It doesn't matter. Are you drinking water? Yes, plenty. It doesn't matter. The second I have a cup of prune juice though. Oh [45:29] Man, it's probably because , it's potassium in it. I'm eating a hell of protein [45:35] That's why yeah, so I need to push well stuff for that burger from Chess and [45:40] I don't know. I don't know. It's seven ninety nine. No bacon. Oh, what they had there. Well, they had this machine [45:52] Well, you could just literally just put this stuff on [45:55] No, I know. I know and it chart. , it makes it makes it yeah, it makes the , it was [46:03] Yeah, yeah, that's actually think same as long ago as thanks to old fools [46:08] Man, that technology outships and I was telling the guy hey, what do you think about this? It's it's a it's gonna replace you [46:15] No, it doesn't it doesn't know not even close because most people he's training at Michael. No, it's I've been there for a long time [46:23] I know there's five employees at the station. There's a lot of employees inside the store. Yes [46:29] They're not doing anything else. They're just inside. They don't pump gas. Nothing. No, but they keep to stop the show stop [46:36] Everything there's never an empty looking anything. No, they are constantly cleaning the bathroom even the chiefs [46:42] I'm telling you it is the most highly traffic gas station in the area. It is a number one hotspot for them [46:49] So they will never not have employees there because you can't replace those employees [46:53] It is impossible, but the problem I have with that gas station was the first one in there [46:57] I was creeped out because the second I put my stuff down and it scanned everything by itself without an actual barcode scanner [47:03] It is due by the weight of the items [47:06] That creep me out because I'm wait and then I don't have to use a card to pay cash [47:13] It's a camera. Yes, it's really a weight also. Yeah, it's a weight because it has OCR [47:19] Whatever after detection don't there, but it's really the weight of the item supermarkets do [47:26] Right, it's a company it's a band's version of the supermarket pay as you go [47:29] Whatever is something I want marketing, but it's really an Amazon technology and that's the thing about it because as far as I know [47:37] Amazon's willing to sell that small as that anybody have you been in those Amazon ghosts was at the airport? [47:43] No, never tell you it's creepy you walk in you pick up whatever you want you walk out [47:50] That's it. You have to sign in to your Amazon. No [47:55] Walk in you walk I got the in-store code. No, no [47:59] The thing is when you walk in when you walk in you tap your phone [48:03] You tap your paper. They're there either sign in with the qr [48:11] Tap to pay before you enter you show the card you want to use right there before you enter then it lets you in [48:17] You just walk and grab whatever you want walk out you don't have to do the math [48:20] It doesn't tell you where to see it'll pop on your phone afterwards with the whatever I would pay you use or whatever it [48:25] Tap to pay card for you to get a notification on your phone, but it's creepy because can you imagine there's nobody in the store [48:33] It's just you and customers who stocks the show. I don't know [48:37] Maybe there's a key-offs bot while he's in the background. I don't know [48:42] What do you think of these bots that are expensive as well at the stores that are cops? [48:48] What is it going to do bots that are cops? Yeah [48:52] The clinkers are out the clinkers are out of the doubt. No way [48:57] I'm gonna be the first to have you ever been to stop a shot. I will be the first. Let . I will be racist towards robots [49:02] I have no problem with that. I'll make all kinds of jokes as quick you will guess the oil [49:09] Italy this thing. I will have you see the stopper shop on [49:19] The cleaning out thing is when it goes back and forth. Yeah, it's going around beeping around beep [49:25] beep what is the point here? I just don't make anyone feel safe [49:30] It doesn't make anyone come back [49:33] Yeah, but I don't if you steal something what is it going to do [49:38] Report you to the highest authority possible. I'm where some manager upstairs [49:44] Who's probably asleep? I don't know. Oh, is there [49:48] Okay, maybe we should call that a [49:50] It's probably time. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, but it's it's messing it up. Yeah, it is messing. Yeah, so all right guys [50:01] going to have to call in a night for now. Sorry about the beep and we'll we'll stay tuned for [50:08] number two. This could have been a podcast. This could have been a podcast. It could have been [50:13] a podcast. There's still a lot of podcasts that we posted. That's actually very true. Wait. [50:19] This could have been a podcast. All right. This is supposed to. And this is a serious conversation. [50:28] I feel I had a conversation with you and we talked about the other things. Yeah. And I know [50:33] that beeping is distracting maybe to some people. But even right now. But this is part of it. Yeah. [50:38] But this is part of it. We're over the punches. This is natural. This is going to get [50:43] exactly. And we're going to apologize. But not too much. It's the real. It's the raw. It's the raw. [50:49] It's the raw. It's the raw. It's the raw. It's the raw.